I Have Found Being A Mother Has

I Love My Fan Base Because They Never High-five Me; They Always Get Really Shifty And Hide. Adam Sandler's Fan Base Are Like, 'hey!' And High-five Him And Want To Hang Out, But Mine Go Behind Pillars And Get Really Freaked Out.

I Have A Husband Who Literally Worships Me. And Cleans The House. And Blow-dries My Daughter's Hair.

This Is What's Sick About Living In L.a. My Eight-year-old Daughter Will Point To A Woman And Say, 'look! That Woman's Had Too Much Botox.' She Spots Them Because They All Look A Bit Like Lord Voldemort From 'harry Potter.'

I Find A Lot Of Things Kind Of Funny And I Often Say What's On My Mind, And Then Get Nine Texts From All My Friends Going, 'what's The Matter With You?' But I Haven't Ever Made A Big Attempt To Have Any Particular Image. And I Don't Really Worry About It. If It's Funny, I Don't Care.

I Do Find It Extraordinary That Men Are So Prepared To Pay For Your Dinner Here. That Simply Never Happens In England. When I First Got Together With Len, I Couldn't Understand Why It Seemed Like He Was Always Trying To Get Into My Side Of The Car. He Was Holding The Door Open For Me! I Don't Know What You Teach American Men In School Here, But You Have To Keep It Up, Because It's Extremely Charming.