I Have Enough Money To Last Me

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

The Clintons Represent The Highest Level Of Corruption, But No One Has The Courage To Mention It. Instead They Talk About Rudy Giuliani. Over A Lifetime Of Excellent Service, There's Never Been A Hint Of Corruption In His Behavior But Everybody Investigates Him.

Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Became Am Embezzler? He Ran Away With The Accounts Payable!

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.