Rock Bottom; That's A Fishing Term.

I've Got Volumes On How Not To Behave. I've Got More Information Now Than A Guy Should Have At My Age.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On Things.

Usually In A Battle Sequence When A Bomb Is Going Off, You Forget You're Acting.

The Best Way To Not Get Your Heart Broken, Is Pretending You Don't Have One.