I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With

Don't Work Out, Work In.

Once You Become Successful, People Know Where You Live, The Type Of House You Live In, The Kind Of Car You Drive, The Clothes You Wear, And So It Would Be Patronising To Go And Talk Like A Welder. Welding's A Mystery To Me Now. You Can't Go Back, Your Life Changes Every Day.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.