I Have Bullshit Moments Every Once In

I Think We Know Too Much About Actors As It Is And Their Personal Lives And It's This Information Age Where We're Stimulated Constantly By The Celebrity Buzz Effect Or Whatever It Is, These Web Sites And Blogs And Different Things.

Any Kind Of Crisis Can Be Good. It Wakes You Up.

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.

I'm Like The Queen Of Planning And Scheduling And I'm Trying Very Hard To Stop It.