By The Time I Came To L.a.

My Father Was Swallowed Alive By His Own Anus. It Was A Terrible Way To Go.

I Dragged My Wife From Our Honeymoon In Africa And Landed Her In Ontario, Canada, When It Was -40 Degrees.

You'd Be Hard Pressed To Find More Drama In 'days Of Our Lives' Than You Do In An Average Job Each Day.

Anyone Who Gets Divorced Goes Through A Lot Of Pain ... I Don't Think I Want To Get Married Again.

I Think We Can All Use A Little More Patience. I Get A Little Impatient Sometimes And I Wish I Didn't. I Really Need To Be More Patient.