I Have Been Told By People That

I Try To Read Everything That I Can About Myself Because Saddam Hussein Didn't Read His Reviews And He Thought He Was Winning!

I Have Been Told By People That I Should Not Be Seen Clubbing With Good-looking Women, But I Can't See Why Not. Why Be A Pop Star Otherwise?

I Try To Tell One Lie In Every Interview. It Keeps People I Know Amused When They Read The Article.

My Dad Was In The Army. The Army's Not Great Pay, But, You Know, We Moved From Army Patch To Army Patch Wherever That Was. The Army Also Contributed To Sending Me Off To Boarding School.

Honestly If Men Are Given A Choice, We'll Choose Everything.