I Try To Tell One Lie In

I Try To Read Everything That I Can About Myself Because Saddam Hussein Didn't Read His Reviews And He Thought He Was Winning!

If You Get Up On Stage And Brag, I Don't Think That's Very Brave. It's Braver To Get Up And Take Your Clothes Off. And I Do That Every Night.

My Life Is Brillant, My Love Is Pure.

I Guess If You're Stupid Enough To Join The Army Without Thinking About Getting Shot At, Then You Really Are A Fool.

Mothers Always Think Their Children Are Prettier Than They Really Are, And Mine Has Always Told Me I Look Like Tom Cruise.