I Have Been Photographed To Death.

There Comes A Time When Suddenly You Realize That Laughter Is Something You Remember And That You Were The One Laughing.

I Am At Heart A Gentleman.

If There Is A Supreme Being, He's Crazy.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.