A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A

Without Tenderness, A Man Is Uninteresting.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

Soft Drinks: The Gooey, Bubbly Sea Drowning Our American Children.

Duties Are What Make Life Most Worth Living. Lacking Them, You Are Not Necessary To Anyone.

Until They Come To See Us From Their Planet, I Wait Patiently. I Hear Them Saying: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.