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The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

Till I See Money Spent On The Betterment Of Man Instead Of On His Idleness And Destruction, I Shall Not Believe In Any Perfect Form Of Government.

You Can Do Something With Talent, But Nothing With Genius.

I Do Not Say I Was Ever What I Would Call "plain," But I Have The Sort Of Face That Bores Me When I See It On Other People.

My Dear Old Friend King George V Told Me He Would Never Have Died But For That Vile Doctor, Lord Dawson Of Penn.