My Dear Old Friend King George V

[on Austen Chamberlain:] He Is More Loyal To His Friends Than To His Convictions.

The Capacity To Suffer Varies More Than Anything That I Have Observed In Human Nature.

The Announcement That You Are Going To Tell A Good Story (and The Chuckle That Precedes It) Is Always A Dangerous Opening.

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

She Spends Her Day Powdering Her Face Till She Looks Like A Bled Pig.