I Do Not Say I Was Ever

I Have No Face, Only Two Profiles Clapped Together.

My Father's Nature Turned Out No Waste Product; He Had None Of That Useless Stuff In Him That Lies In Heaps Near Factories. He Took His Own Happiness With Him.

[on Austen Chamberlain:] He Is More Loyal To His Friends Than To His Convictions.

From The Happy Expression On Their Faces You Might Have Supposed That They Welcomed The War. I Have Met With Men Who Loved Stamps, And Stones, And Snakes, But I Could Not Imagine Any Man Loving War.

There Are Some People That You Cannot Change, You Must Either Swallow Them Whole Or Leave Them Alone.