Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Love Steven Wright.

Easy Way To Make Someone Sound Less Powerful, Just Put Dj In Front Of Their Name... ..dj Abraham Lincoln