Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.

I'm In A Weird Position, Because I Like Rainbows, But I'm Not Gay. So Whenever I Go Out Wearing A Rainbow Shirt, I Have To Put "not Gay." But I'm Not Against Gays, So Under That I'll Have To Put "... But Supportive." It's Weird How One Group Of People Took Refracted Light. That's Very Greedy, Gays.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.