Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I Ain't Never Seen No "chocohol". We Got An Epidemic, People: People Who Like Chocolate But Don't Understand Word Endings. They're Probably "over-workaholled".

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.