Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

It's Always Helpful To Remember That In The Grand Scheme Of Things You Are Much More Important Than... Um, Wait, Than... Something, Maybe.

Another Thing That I Like And That's Fun For Me Is To Try And Talk And Play Music At The Same Time, Because I Feel Like I'm Learning Something. There Are These Little Challenges Built Into It; It's A Way To Push Myself A Little Bit More As A Performer.