Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

It's Not Enough To Say I'm Sorry. You Have To Also Mean It. It's The Same With Saying I'm Single.