I Have A Huge Rib Cage, Which

Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

Twenty-three Is Old. It's Almost 25, Which Is Like Almost Mid-20s.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

The Real Me Is A Southern Girl With Her Levis On And An Open Heart. Wish I Could Save The World, Like I Was Super Girl.

What If I Accidentally Hit Somebody? Because My Dad Took One Of His Friends Golfing, And It Was, Like, One Of His First Times And He Knocked Out A Duck. Like, I'm Scared That's Going To Happen.