Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can

When My Kids Become Wild And Unruly, I Use A Nice, Safe Playpen. When They're Finished, I Climb Out.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

I Was Terrible At Straight Items. When I Wrote Obituaries, My Mother Said The Only Thing I Ever Got Them To Do Was Die In Alphabetical Order.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.