Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.

Explain To Me How He [her Son] Can Ride A Bicycle, Run, Play Ball, Set Up A Camp, Swing, Fight A War, Swim And Race For Eight Hours ... And Has To Be Driven To The Garbage Can.

When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days Are Worse Than Others.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

I Have A Friend Who Lives By A Three-word Philosophy: Seize The Moment. Just Possibly, She May Be The Wisest Woman On This Planet.