Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can

I Never Go To A College Reunion That I Don't Come Away Feeling Sorry For All Those Paunchy, Balding Jocks Trying To Hang Onto Youth. I Feel Sorry For The Men, Too.

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

In Russia, As I Sat There Day After Day Wearing Headphones, Listening To The Interpreter Struggle To Make Our Words Relevant, I Wondered If We Could Establish Meaningful Rapport With A Nation That Had Never Seen Raisins Dance In Dark Glasses On Tv...never Had A Garage Sale.