I Have A Disease? Bullshit. I Cured

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

Shut Your Evil Mucus-hole You Truth Terrorist. You Lose Every Time A Mirror Implodes From Your Barbed And Gristle Image.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.