Many Of My Lyrics Are About Having

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.

One Thing That Will Make You Quit Smoking Is Sitting Across From Keith Richards All Night. I Don't Mind Being Ugly, But I Sure Don't Want To Look Like That.

You Know How Much Money The Oil Companies Have? If You Need Some Gas, Just Go Fill Your Tank Off And Drive Off - They're Not Going To Miss It.

A Common Man, Even Like Myself, I Don't Know How To Pay My Taxes.

I Am Happy To Make Money. I Want To Make More Money, Make More Music, Eat Big Macs And Drink Budweisers.