If I Could Only See One Miracle,

Arlene And I Have To Get A Divorce. She Thinks I'm A Pervert Because I Drank Our Water Bed.

I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going To Brush All My Teeth.

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

Hey Listen -- I've Proved A Lot Of Things. That's How I Pay My Rent. Theories And Little Observations. A Puckish Remark Now And Then. Occasional Maxims. It Beats Picking Olives, But Let's Not Get Carried Away.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.