Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than

There's So Much Comedy On Television. Does That Cause Comedy In The Streets?

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

Anyone Working In The Media Can Tell You That There Seems To Be An Always-ready-to-explode Segment Of The Populace For Whom Offense Is A Fate Worse Than Anything Imaginable. You'd Think Offense Is One Of The Most Calamitous Things That Could Happen To A Human Being; Right Up There With The Loss Of A Limb, Or Just Missing A Parking Space.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.