I'll Be Happy If I Can Just

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.

It Was Well After College That I Learned About Depression. I Got My First Job For Jack Paar. I Realized I Was Sleeping 14 Hours A Day And Just Living For The Paar Show.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I Confess, I Do Have To Remind Myself Almost Daily That There Are People On This Earth Capable Of Reading, Writing, Eating And Dressing Themselves Who Believe Their Lives Are Ruled From Billions Of Miles Away, By The Stars - And, Of Course, The Planets.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.