I'll Be Happy If I Can Just

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

Show People Tend To Treat Their Finances Like Their Dentistry. They Assume The Man Handling It Knows What He Is Doing.

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.