I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As

I Know Of No Human Being Who Has A Better Time Than An Eager And Energetic Young Reporter.

What We Need In This Country Is A General Improvement In Eating. We Have The Best Raw Materials In The World, Both Quantitatively And Qualitatively, But Most Of Them Are Ruined In The Process Of Preparing Them For The Table.

The Only Way To Success In American Public Life Lies In Flattering And Kowtowing To The Mob

The Great Achievement Of Liberal Protestantism Was To Make God Boring.

Shave A Gorilla And It Would Be Almost Impossible, At Twenty Paces, To Distinguish Him From A Heavyweight Champion Of The World. Skin A Chimpanzee, And It Would Take An Autopsy To Prove He Was Not A Theologian.