I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm

If There Is Hell, It Was Modeled After Junior High School.

It Was The Coldest Winter Ever! I Thought Last Winter Was The Coldest Winter Ever, But I Was Wrong Now Wasn't I? You See Because I Travel All The Time. So Last Winter, I'd Be In The Midwest, And The Blizzard Would Hit. And Then I'd Fly Home, And The Blizzard Would Hit Again!

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

I Like College Football, But I'm A Huge College Basketball Fan. I Could Sit And Watch Every Game Of March Madness And Be Happy. That Could Be A Vacation.

Socialism Appeals To Me. It's Like Imposed Christianity. You've Got To Share.