I Hadn't Been In Vegas 20 Minutes

On A Scale Of One To Ten, I Would Rate Elvis Eleven.

Everything Michael Jackson Does On Stage Is Exactly Right.

With An Ocean Between You And Your European Friends, You Have To Keep Them In Your Heart.

A Man Is Not Complete Until He Has Seen The Baby He Has Made.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.