I Had Several Different Bosses During The

Consultants Have Credibility Because They Are Not Dumb Enough To Work At Your Company.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert