I Had One Job That Was Kind Of Cop-like. One Summer I Did Security At A Miniature Golf Course. Just Standing Out In The Sun All Day, Hey, Hey, Excuse Me Sir. Get Your Putter Out Of The Whale's Ass. Come On, This Is A Place Of Miniature Business. This Is Not A Playground Even Though It Looks Like A Playground.

-Dane Cook

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I Had One Job That Was Kind

Dane Cook

I Had One Job That Was Kind Of Cop-like. One Summer I Did Security At A Miniature Golf Course. Just Standing Out In The Sun All Day, Hey, Hey, Excuse Me Sir. Get Your Putter Out Of The Whale's Ass. Come On, This Is A Place Of Miniature Business. This Is Not A Playground Even Though It Looks Like A Playground.

Topic

Summer

Jobs

Golf

When I First Hit The Scene, It Was Just A Lot Of Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. I Have A Lot Of Natural Energy Anyway, But It Was Over The Top.

Energy

Firsts

Comedy