I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote

An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.

If You Boat A Lot, You're Known As A Boating Enthusiast. I Like To Boat, But I Just Don't Want To Ever Be Referred To As A 'boating Enthusiast'. I Hope They Call Me 'a Guy Who Likes To Boat'.

I Got A Hotel Room At New York New York In Las Vegas And I Was Very Happy. They've Got That Rollercoaster Encircling The Entire Premises, Just Like Manhattan.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.