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I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote
Mitch Hedberg
I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.
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