I Had An Epiphany: I Was A

I Am Itching To Criticize Some Well-regarded Writers' Works, But I Am Not Doing It Because I Am Perfectly Aware That My Critique Could Easily Be Reduced To Envy Or Just Plain Meanness.

My Country's Main Exports Are Stolen Cars And Sadness.

Politics Imagined As Direct Agency, Whether By Voting Or By Participating In Politics, You Can Think You're Not Political Because You Don't Do Anything Between Elections.

I Had An Epiphany: I Was A Loser.

The Privilege Of A Middle-class, Stable, Bourgeois Life Is That You Can Pretend That You Are Not Complicated And Project Yourself As A Solid, Uncomplicated Person, With Refined Life Goals And Achievements.