I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled Backwards Is 'o Grab Me

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.