I Had A Very Colorless Background, And

I Always Thought If A Guy Could Play The Guitar, He Must Be Something Really Special.

You Try To Be Arrogant In Songs Because You Can't Be In Real Life.

In My Experience Lust Only Ever Leads To Misery. All That Suspicion And Jealousy And Anguish It Unleashes. I Don't Want Those Things In My Life.

Let's Face It, We Do Have This Mating Instinct That Just Won't Quit, You Know? Just When You Think It's Safe To Come Out, There It Is Again. You're Driving Down The Street, And It's The Last Thing On Your Mind, And All Of A Sudden You're Like, "oh, He Looks Nice," And You're Up A Lamppost.

Don't Get A Job In An Abattoir. Don't Be A Butcher. The Idea That People Have To Do These Jobs For A Livelihood Is Ridiculous. They Can Get Other Jobs. Shoplift, Man. Better To Be A Prostitute Than Cut An Animal's Head Off For A Living.