I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This.

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

There Are A Lot Of Really Funny Guys Who Are Very Natural In What They Do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

If No-one Comes From The Future To Stop Doing It, Then How Bad Of A Decision Can It Really Be?

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.