I Guess Truth Can Hurt You Worse

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.