It's Like Deja-vu, All Over Again.

You Wouldn't Have Won If We'd Beaten You.

50% Of All Married People Are Women

How Can You Think And Hit At The Same Time?

Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.