I Come From A Long Line Of

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

Humor Is Proof That Everything Is Going To Be All Right With God Nevertheless.