I Come From A Long Line Of

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

Who Are You Writing To, Linus?" "this Is The Time Of Year To Write To The Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of His Pumpkin Patch And Flies Through The Air With His Bag Of Toys For All The Children!" "you Must Be Crazy! When Are You Going To Stop Believing In Something That Isn't True?" "when *you* Stop Believing In That Fellow With A Red Suit And The White Beard Who Goes, 'ho, Ho, Ho!'" "we're Obviously Separated By Denominational Differences.

Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?