I Grew Up Among Farmers In Illinois

If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked Into Your Pants, Then Your Pants Are Tucked Into Your Shirt.

I Think What Makes So Many Other Actors Miserable Is Focusing Completely On Making Other Plans. They're Obsessed With Their Haircut And Their Headshot And Their Agent, Their Imdb Profile Or Whatever.

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.