I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And

Is She Crazy, Like It Says On Her Bracelet, Or Is She Just Looking At My Sheets? I Dunno!

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

I Love Fear Factor, But I Think They're Running Out Of Fears. It's Only A Matter Of Time Before They're Sitting Around Doing Shots Of Hepatitis C.