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I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Got Two Stools, In Case I
Mitch Hedberg
I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.
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