I Got Tiger Blood Man. Dying's For

From My Big Beautiful Warlock Brain, Welcome To 'sheen's Korner' ... You're Either In My Corner, Or You're With The Trolls.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

You Can't Process Me With A Normal Brain.

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?