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Don't Want To Turn Into Mini-me.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.