Don't Want To Turn Into Mini-me.

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.