I Got Fame And Fortune, And I

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'

I Saw Uncle John With Long Tall Sally, He Saw Aunt Mary Coming And He Ducked Back In The Alley.

I Tried To Look Presentable For A Show, But Not For Sexual Attraction. It Was Strictly For Show Business.

Rock 'n' Roll Doesn't Glorify God. You Can't Drink Out Of God's Cup And The Devil's Cup At The Same Time. I Was One Of The Pioneers Of That Music, One Of The Builders. I Know What The Blocks Are Made Of Because I Built Them.

I Would Wear Flamboyant Clothes And Long Hair, And Most Singers At The Time Didn't.