I Got A Pain In My Chest,

We're Mexican Not Mexican't!

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

D.c. Is A Great Place. The Music, Jazz, Has Always Been Great Here, The Restaurants Have Always Been Fantastic Here. And There's Been A Lot Of Changes In This City Over The Last 30 Years, And All For The Better.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.