I Get To Be The First Doctor

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?