I Get Paid For What Most Kids

A Woman Doing Comedy Doesn't Offend Me, But Sets Me Back A Bit. I, As A Viewer, Have Trouble With It. I Think Of Her As A Producing Machine That Brings Babies In The World.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

This Is The Pain Pacemaker. I've Got A Battery Under My Skin. From That Battery Are Two Electrodes That Go Into The Spine Where They Cut Bone Away To Accommodate It. Now I Put On The Power Here. If I Have The Pain, The Stimulator Starts. It's Tingling, Like When Your Foot Falls Asleep, You Know?

I Really Am Opinionated, But Not For Long. I Have Found Myself Coming Off Of What I Think Of Something Because The Guy I'm Talking To Makes Better Sense Than I Am. I Have So Many Points Of View, I Can't Keep Track Of 'em, Because I Talk To Too Many People... I'm Not So Opinionated That I Won't Budge.

Every Man's Dream Is To Be Able To Sink Into The Arms Of A Woman Without Also Falling Into Her Hands.