I Get Paid For What Most Kids

I Never Tell An Audience What They Can Expect. I Never Have And I Never Will. I'm An Entertainer For 75 Years.

Don't Give Me Paper - I Can Get The Same Lawyer Who Drew It Up To Break It. But If You Shake My Hand, That's For Life.

I've Had Great Success Being A Total Idiot.

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

Gambling Is Part Of The Human Condition. I Love It. I Have The Best Time Gambling. I've Been Winning Fortunes, And I've Been Losing Them.