I Get All Of My Comedy From

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.

I'm A Complete Egomaniac. It Makes Me Feel Terrible To Say [being Interviewed] Is Hard. It's Taxing In A Way. Just 'cause It's A Lot Of Mental Energy Just To Keep Focused. I Actually Think It's Harder For Journalists.