I Didn't Really Feel 100 Percent Comfortable

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.