I Gave A Funny Speech At My

When You're Not Concerned With Succeeding, You Can Work With Complete Freedom.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.