I Gave A Funny Speech At My

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

Pretty Good. Pretttttttty, Pretttttttttty, Pretttttty Good.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That About? And The Prettier The Woman, The More Satisfaction I Get. It Doesn't Make Any Sense, But I'm Being Honest.