I Gave A Funny Speech At My

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

The Best Situation Is Being A Single Parent. The Best Part About Is That You Get Time Off, Too, Because The Kids Are With Their Mom, So It's The Best Of Both Worlds. There's A Lot To Be Said For It.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.