I Find Most 'sacred Music' Pretty Dismal.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

Home Schooling As An Idea Is On A Par With Home Dentistry.

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'

There Were Several Things A Yale Freshman Was Supposed To Be Able To Do. You Had To Demonstrate In The Olympic-size Yale Pool That You Could Swim 50 Yards Or Be Inducted Into Swimming Class.