I Find Most 'sacred Music' Pretty Dismal.

Greatly Talented Performers Don't Know - Often Spectacularly - What's Best For Them, Don't Know What Their Talents Really Are, And Don't Know What's Just Plain Wrong For Them.

Running My Show Is Really Like An Actor Being In Repertory But Where, In One Day In One Performance, You Do Scenes From A Drama, A Farce, A Low Comedy And A Tragedy.

The Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex.

I Would Not Ever Try To Be A Show Intellectual, Which I Was Accused Of Doing A While On Abc. I Thought You Were Supposed To Read The Guests' Books.

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.