Once You Have Kids, You Think Like

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

Hollywood Views Regular People As Children, And They Think They're The Smart Ones Who Need To Tell The Idiots Out There How To Be.

I've Learned That All A Person Has In Life Is Family And Friends. If You Lose Those, You Have Nothing, So Friends Are To Be Treasured More Than Anything Else In The World.