Once You Have Kids, You Think Like

There's A Lot Of People Who, A Cigarette Is About The Only Vacation They Have.

Before The Church Responded, A Lot Of People Would Ask Us, 'are You Afraid Of What The Church Would Say?' And Trey And I Were Like, 'they're Going To Be Cool.' And They Were Like, 'no, They're Not. There Are Going To Be Protests.' And We Were Like, 'nope, They're Going To Be Cool.' We Weren't That Surprised By The Church's Response. We Had Faith In Them.

When You're Superhot, You Don't Have The Time To Enjoy Being Superhot, Because You're Working Your Ass Off. By The Time We Will Actually Have Time To Really Go Out And Screw Around, We Won't Be Hot Anymore.

It's Funny Because I Think A Lot Of It Is Simply... We've Never Considered Ourselves Satirists, But Because We're On Comedy Central And Because We're South Park On Comedy Central, We Can Do Any Topic We Want.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.