Once You Have Kids, You Think Like

I Got Into This Little Habit Of Architecture And Building. I Designed A House In Colorado And One In Hawaii. The Idea Is Supposed To Be Build And Sell - But Then I Can Never Bring Myself To Sell Them.

I've Learned That All A Person Has In Life Is Family And Friends. If You Lose Those, You Have Nothing, So Friends Are To Be Treasured More Than Anything Else In The World.

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.