I Find Christmas Very Difficult.

Any Criticism Of Thatcher Throws A Dangerously Absurd Light On The Entire Machinery Of British Politics. Thatcher's Name Must Be Protected, Not Because Of All The Wrong That She Had Done, But Because The People Around Her Allowed Her To Do It.

We Hate William And Kate

Humans Are Not Really Very Humane.

I Called To Wish You An Unhappy Birthday Because You're Evil And You Lie And If You Should Die I May Feel Slightly Sad, But I Won't Cry.

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.